You can always worship, even if no one in your small group can play guitar

Worships in 'upbeat' or 'slow' modes

Fully animatronic with moving mouth, strumming hand, and flexible hip joints

Folds into a suitcase

Programmable phrases like "Praise Him church" and "Let's give the Lord some applause"

Can play on endless loop (while plugged in)

Currently only sings, "I Could Sing of Your Love Forever"

Easy-screw head transforms Wally into kid-friendly Pete the Praise Pirate

Kids love his 'harrrt' for Jesus

'Safety Hook Hand' available as optional accessory (may limit number of songs Pete can play)

Ez-Clean Skin is spill proof and crayon resistant

Guaranteed not to swear (unlike other worship pirates)

Currently only sings, "Pirate of the Lord"

Price: $15,999
*Pete's head included. Optional 'Safety Hook Hand' additional $89.99